Goals I have to accomplish to be famous

Make all of the pages i need
Make a header
Get at least 30 followers on the site
Get  30,000 hits
Make all of the guides
Get 1,000 followers on twitter
Make a CP party with a room full solo or group
Know How to Record
5 followers in 1 day
Make a list full on cp
At least 5 people on my site for only 1 week
Get a page full of comments on my site on a post
Get a page full of comments on a twit pic photo
Be more than 400 days old on CP
Get listed 100 times
Accomplish everything